Single most important cultural signifier in so-called
Western civilisation, the chachka.

I love chachkas. Probably not the way I am supposed to,
but what is the proper way? I've never known.
How does one go about loving a chachka?
As far as Easter goes, take your pick,
bunnies and eggs, or the Saviour on his cross.
Both are screamingly popular at the moment, are they not?
No worries, saviour icon coming soon.

(I truly despise the manner in which cheep digital hardware resolves real edges.)